What a stink!

[tony_caliente]

We have smoke alarms, fire alarms, alarm clocks........but someone should invent an alarm when a snail dies :yuk:. My wife was checking the rear ends our goldens retrievers before I had the courage to tell her that I just removed a dead snail (what the heck do those things eat?). Well, I was going to change water on Saturday, might as well do it tonight. Good thing the garbage pick-up is tomorrow.

 

[ericmcj31]

it stinks b/c it's dead, not b/c of what it eats-lol

 

[weaglereefer]

Got any crabs? I'd just let em have it.

 

[tony_caliente]

It even stunk up a plastic spatchler and my pvc gloves. We could win the war on terror with that stench!

 

[tjherman]

Get some crabs and nassarius snails... I've had margarita snails die and there wasn't anything left of them to stink up the place.

Poor dogs always get blamed for smells!

 

[kayakatl]

Tony_Caliente;428679 wrote: We have smoke alarms, fire alarms, alarm clocks........but someone should invent an alarm when a snail dies :yuk:. My wife was checking the rear ends our goldens retrievers before I had the courage to tell her that I just removed a dead snail (what the heck do those things eat?). Well, I was going to change water on Saturday, might as well do it tonight. Good thing the garbage pick-up is tomorrow.

Last night I read this while on the phone with my g/f. I was laughing so freakin hard i couldn't read it, and had to send the link. The smilies make this post!

 

[jennm]

Friends don't let friends sniff snails.

:-X

Jenn

 

[kayakatl]

JennM;428883 wrote: Friends don't let friends sniff snails.

:-X

Jenn

You don't know my friends do you? We MAKE each other sniff snails... and other rancid, wretched unholy terrible things! I cant wait to ask one to clean up some skimmate!

 

[jennm]

With friends like that... who needs enemas?

 

[crab0000]

A snail can't hold a candle to a brittle star! When that thing broke the surface of the water (and broke into pieces at the same time) I almost started retching and stuff like that normally doesn't bother me!

 

[tony_caliente]

I wish I can say I made that up.

Before she (my wife....while wrapping Christmas gifts) "examined" our dogs, she asked me, "Did you do something!?"