You know your a reef addict when.....

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The other day I was catching more heat from some friends about my "addiction" and was thinking "What makes it an addiction?" So, I thought I'd start a thread to see what others think. So, you know you're a reef addict when.....?

* You carry a new shipping container and heatpacks in your car at all times
* Your homepage is ARC
* You have a generator for your reef tank, not the house
* Your kitchen table is converted into a frag table
* Nutrients are a bad thing
* You use the cash back feature at Walmart to pay for your coral with cash. That way when the wife check the bank statement, it looks like you were buying food for the family as opposed to a piece of coral.
* Shipments are scheduled for days your wife is working.
*You pick up your wife from work and she doesn't even bother to ask about the new reef equipment in the back of the car.







<span style="font-size: 11px;">Saw this thread on another site and thought some of the answers were absolutely hysterical, mostly due to finding myself in almost every one of them. So even though it's stolen, things like this you have to pass along.</span></em>
 
you eat pbj sandwhiches for a week to afford that new skimmer you shouldnt have bought...
 
Circa 1988,

You pic up aluminum cans on the side of the road to fund a new Magnum 350 (Aluminum brought almost 30 cents a pound back then....ask me how I know).


A bit risque..........

At the height (The BIG height) of passion with your (now) ex, an image of a fully opened Maxima Clam pops in your head............. Or is this just me?

I feel so dirty, but .........

I'm much better now!

:)
 
Oh my gosh 6 all the way. The rest are so true too. Lol. My name is Jim and I am an addict.. how about asking for the day of the frag swap and the day after off of work also.
 
Dakota9;730743 wrote: Circa 1988,

You pic up aluminum cans on the side of the road to fund a new Magnum 350 (Aluminum brought almost 30 cents a pound back then....ask me how I know).


A bit risque..........

At the height (The BIG height) of passion with your (now) ex, an image of a fully opened Maxima Clam pops in your head............. Or is this just me?

I feel so dirty, but .........

I'm much better now!

:)


o we have a winner here
 
* You know your a reef addict when poo collected in a container makes you happy.
 
Take out the online order shipment one, and guilty on all counts. I don't carry heat packs unless it's cold, but the cooler is always with me.
 
*when you just moved back from an island and instantly want to start up another tank....
 
And when your wife doesn't even complain anymore about two Brutes full of water parked in various rooms every day... this is unfortunately true.
 
Dakota9;730743 wrote: Circa 1988,
A bit risque..........

At the height (The BIG height) of passion with your (now) ex, an image of a fully opened Maxima Clam pops in your head............. Or is this just me?

I feel so dirty, but .........

I'm much better now!

:)

Uh... not just you :yes:
 
DawgFace;730748 wrote: * You know your a reef addict when poo collected in a container makes you happy.

i guess im all but this one, but you know...
 
dakota9;730743 wrote: circa 1988,

you pic up aluminum cans on the side of the road to fund a new magnum 350 (aluminum brought almost 30 cents a pound back then....ask me how i know).


A bit risque..........

At the height (the big height) of passion with your (now) ex, an image of a fully opened maxima clam pops in your head............. Or is this just me?

I feel so dirty, but .........

I'm much better now!

:)

scubaethan;730878 wrote: uh... Not just you :yes:


Too.....much.....information......
 
When you Drive 9 hours round trip just to pick up livestock, and you have more money invested in your fishtank than your car lol
 

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