Alright, got a multimeter this morning and measured voltage. It registered at 0.007v, which I assume is basically nothing. So that's out too.
Answers to your last question plus one I forgot:
1. No metal fittings of any kind that I know of. They'd have to be hidden somewhere (like deep in overflow) where I couldn't see them. (I even drained the overflow completely a couple of weeks ago or so just in case something was hiding in there.)
2. I am not running carbon, a skimmer, or anything else. Nothing but a filter sock.
Any idea what that is on my snail?